Friday, October 12, 2007

Dozing off never looked this good...

I'm pretty much a dog person, and white tigers would probably be the only bunch of cats that would ever attract me (and most normal baby cats too but that's becoz they all look like tigers when they're babies don't they). But what you're about to see is very, very, human:





Maybe if all students look this cute dozing off in classes, lecturers and teachers would appreciate it more. XD

Thursday, October 11, 2007

calcutta delhi chapatti

I'm telling you man... there's nothing like Indians gone wild!










Brilliant fella, but the last video seems cut out a lot and I couldn't find the full-length. There's gotta be one somewhere out there...

Sunday, October 7, 2007

Welcome to the Slaughterhouse!

Yes, another killer dining experience!!!

Thursday night Xepher and I were out, like any other chill-out sessions. And again, the last stop was HMV at The Heeren. Or so we thought. It appears that Konqueror Records have done a distribution deal with HMV, and their CDs are now sold there for suprisingly reasonable prices (as low as $14.95 for EPs, not more than $27.00 for full-length album. I almost jumped when I got my copy of Imperious Malevolence, Impending Doom, and Eternal Devastation new albums. kickass must-have new releases!!). The counter at level 2 was already closed then, so I went down to pay for my items, and back up as he was still there trying CDs. I got back on level 2 and there I saw Radok, frontman of Dark Savior (now known as Saitan), the band who opened for Mayhem when they played here. It's been a long while since we last met, and he only learnt of my involvement in Impiety after reading Metal Maniacs in which I was mentioned. So we chatted for a bit before we went on separate ways. Or so we thought, again.

Before crossing the traffic light we bumped onto each other once more and he asked where we were heading to, and we were thinking of having some coffee before heading back home. He invited us to CHICAGO'S STEAKHOUSE where he's working now as the manager. Yes, wow... metalhead manager sia. And all his brothers (who're also the band members), even his wife, were working there (it feels almost as if it's their family's business. LOL!!! And they do have plans to open up their own restaurant one day). They open till 1am normally and 2am in weekends and holidays.

Located right next to Subway at Cineleisure (in case all you blind cows never noticed), the place scared me a little to be honest. It looks like an expensive place, and I didn't have much cash left. The moment I stepped in Radok got everyone out of the kitchen to greet me like I'm some VIP. That was quite embarrassing (plus he introduced me as Impiety ex-drummer and I'm not used to that), all other guests were looking. They got us a good spot, and I was still feeling uneasy, until I saw the menu. Renhao, Graham, this is where we're going next!! Hahahahaha! XD

All items are nicely priced, reasonable and affordable. Soup is good (goes as cheap as only $3.90.... in a fuckin' restaurant... can you believe that?!), baked rice and pasta not bad, the lobster salad was killer!! And their steak... don't get me started man... That shit got me visiting back for the next 2 consecutive days, ordering the same exact thing!!! Metalheads will be metalheads wherever they work man, the way they pour the wine over the meat, and the blazing inferno that goes up fuckin' high without giving a shit if the customer's face would get burnt (HAHA!!!), as if it was pyros from Gorgoroth live show (which is something they like a lot. They're the same notorious bunch who hired strippers during their live set. Considering it's Singapore, I salute them for their guts and balls of steel!).

The beer there is cheap too, $20.90 per jug for Heineken (didn't bother to look at Tiger. Why would I do that anyway). And goodness, their Crepes and Brownies... try bringing your date there. She'll be the one proposing to you on the spot. Their finger food like seafood platters, fried calamari, etc. were awesome with or without beer. But the main killer besides the steaks were the beer-battered fish'n'chips. They fuckin' use Baron's Strong Brew!!! yes, Baron's on your fish... and I've never seen fish so well-fried it's not even oily, and the fried skin sticks so strongly onto the meat. That's a middle-finger up Brewerkz's ass.

On top of it all, when we were the only customer left they stopped the CD, plugged in their MP3 players, and blast all sorts of extreme metal classics you can imagine. Without giving regards to any passers-by or shops who're still open. They were blasting it like how Shyaithan would do in his shop after hours when the whole building is pretty much closed. Mayhem, Deicide, Vital Remains, Kreator, goes on and on till they're tired then they close shop. Madness!!

One thing I'd only complain about is the fact that they refused to let us pay the first time we got there, and they were giving a lot of extra things we didn't even order. Everything on them. I felt so bad the next night I visit, I gave them a copy of AOTS debut album and the new promo. This time Radok's wife purposely shifted a customer just so we can have the best seat, and she was addressing me as "Sir Hans"; something I haven't been called since my military band days. That got me a little uneasy too. Renhao if you're reading this, remember the big sized tattooed guy with the model-height girlfriend in our campus? yes they were there too that night and they were shocked how I was treated like King there. The ultimate was when they came over to the table with the CD, asking for signature. All other customers literally stopped what they were doing and just watch. This time round they let us foot the bill but they minus off some items, which is still not very nice. And because of that Xepher refused to go back there after watching Resident Evil (which sucked ass big time. Fuckin' waste of money and time!). They asked for AOTS band t-shirts too so they can wear when they go jamming. I didn't know what to say. lol!!

Saturday night Ah Pek called me out after a nice massage and I brought him back to the same place. We literally stayed there the whole night. 8pm to 2am till they close. He was going ga-ga when he saw the menu. He was like "my girlfriend will flip when I bring her here". See, told ya. Hahahaha! That whole night we were just eating and drinking, then come 1am they started blasting metal again, don't care if most shops were still open (saturday mah). And again this time, they minus off some items. This time we tried all we can to make them let us pay... to no avail. They just kept giving us the horn sign and say "Anything for our underground brothers!! All we ask for is for you guys to come more often and bring all your friends here! We'll be more than happy!!" (that was a really clever use of persuasion technique. Maybe other restaurants should start doing this to keep all their customers to themselves. LOL!!!).


And so, a new kamp has been found. The Botak Jones Death Squad now has a new division: The Slaughterhouse Extreme Elites!!



p.s. Basket... I just realized how long this entry really is... Renhao you got a new competitor! Hahahaha!! well, I haven't blogged for a while...

Into The Blazing Krematoria!!!

Mantis Meal


Stumbled upon this utterly ridiculous and stupid video (I couldn't believe I actually watched it) when I logged into AOTS myspace. The caption says "My roommate eating a praying mantis. She'll do pretty much anything for Jesus. Love it!" and apparently 2 guys are gonna join their church if she does it succesfully......


There you go, my friends. Another reason to kill. "anything for Jesus" indeed, why don't you try throwing yourself to the lions, or give yourself a yummy little treat of HIV. It'll be nice for a change. ;)

It's people like this that always have to give a bad name to anything and everything they can ever lay their filthy hands on. Never mind if you're stupid and fugly. You got a decent face, and you seem to have a nice life. Know where such people belong to? The Gas Chamber. That's right, go get your fuckin' self Carbonized! And do that in the name of him as well!






p.s. honestly I couldn't be bothered. But for some reason my fingers got really itchy and couldn't resist. Hahahahaha!! XD I need to jam.